Goat Ass Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Farms Harvested:	934	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2034
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	5148
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6519	Runes Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	235	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Emeralds Found:	2481

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6595
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Magic Items Found:	8911

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Potions Brewed:	38	Zombie Dances:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!