GlucoseCraft: No Shame in My Game | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and boundaries are pushed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with insulin injections and blood glucose monitoring!

Are you tired of coworkers like L who just can’t seem to mind their own business? Well, on our server, you can escape the invasive questions and sarcastic remarks. Dive into a world where your diabetes is your own business and no one else’s!

Join us for the ultimate showdown as you defend your right to check your blood glucose levels whenever and wherever you want. Will you stand your ground against the nosy L, or will you succumb to her demands to check your glucose levels in secret?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of our server, where the only thing sweeter than the pixelated landscapes is the satisfaction of setting boundaries and sticking to them. So come on over and let’s diabetes-check our way to victory!

World Savers United

american culture, AMERICANS, Cinema, creativity, Diversity, Entertainment, film industry, Global Issues, global responsibility, Hollywood, international relations, movies, nationalism, patriotism, perspective, representation, Savers, Saving the World, societal impact, Stereotypes, storytelling, United, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we got like, the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever see in your life. like, one time, we had this giant chicken invasion and everyone had to team up to defeat them with nothing but feathers and eggs. it was totally insane, dude.

and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.

also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.

so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Glacier Shrinkage Madness

Central Europe, climate change, climate crisis, data analysis, environmental impact, environmental research, extreme weather, glacier, glacier retreat, glaciers, glaciology, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, long term trends, madness, melting ice, MIDDLE EAST, new zealand, research, scientific findings, SHRINKAGE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	54	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the glaciers are melting faster than you can say “diamonds are forever!” We got glaciers shrinking faster than your ex’s interest in you, fam.

In this server, you can witness the epic battle of the shrinking glaciers firsthand. Will you be able to build a snowman before it all melts away? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without falling into a crevasse? The stakes are high, my dude.

Join now and be part of the most epic climate change event in Minecraft history. Who needs global warming when you have our server melting away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day? Let’s get this party started, baby!

NitWits

#youtube, Adventure, collaboration, Community Builds, Discord, Discord link, Dungeons, Europe, Events, microphone, Minecraft, multiplayer, NitWits, proximity chat, QOL upgrades, SEASON 2, Seed, smp, Structures, Trailer, US

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Nitwits Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
– Server updated to the latest 1.21.4 update
– Vanilla server with Quality of Life (QOL) upgrades for enhanced gameplay.
– Hand-selected seed with all biomes in close proximity to spawn.
– Proximity chat for immersive interaction and collaboration.
– Microphone usage strongly encouraged.
– Custom dungeons and structures to explore.
– Opportunities to boost YouTube viewership and collaborate with other channels.
– Admin-hosted server-wide events and community builds with enticing rewards.

Are you ready to become a Nitwit? Reach out to spa21788 (OP) for the link and join our Discord community for an unforgettable journey.

New Season Launches Saturday 22nd Feb

Nitwit Season 2 Trailer: Watch Here

Discord Link: Join Here (or use the link in my Profile)

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version is the server on?	The server is updated to the latest 1.21.4 version.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the community is exclusively for players aged 18 and above.
How can I join the server?	Contact spa21788 (OP) for the link and join the Discord community.
Is microphone usage mandatory?	While not mandatory, microphone usage is strongly encouraged for better interaction.
Are there custom dungeons and structures?	Yes, the server features custom dungeons and structures for exploration.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, long tail tags: VShojo+, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo channels, VShojo members, VShojo Twitch, VShojo Twitter, VShojo YouTube, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and all those vtubers who are like, totally associated with them. Like, Kuro is playing Skyrim LIVE and Nagi is just yapping away. It’s lit, fam. Keep it comfy, you know?

Join this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming and making content that will blow your mind, bro.

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join us on this server. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun and memes. Don’t miss out, dude. Let’s get rotated, idiot edition!

CraftyRoomieDinnerTime

aita, Cooking, CraftyRoomieDinnerTime, Dinner, making dinner, overthinking, polite gesture, ramen noodles, roommate’s acquaintance, roommate’s companion, roommate’s friend, roommate’s guest, roommate’s loved one, roommate’s man, roommate’s mate, roommate’s partner, roommate’s significant other, roommate’s visitor, roommates boyfriend, sharing food

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	231
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9871
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get in trouble for making ramen for your roommate’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!

Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

career focus, childfree, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family dynamics, Family Planning, financial considerations, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, life goals, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKiddos4Me, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, relationships, reproductive rights, Self Discovery, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Towns Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	994	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	954	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	126	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

MineCraftyBanter

Communication, Debating, debating online, Decision making, digital communication, ENGAGEMENT, Interaction, internet, MineCraftyBanter, online behavior, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online engagement, online etiquette, online interaction, post, response, social media, social-networking, Writing

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Chimeras Created:	4

Do you ever feel like you’re about to drop some epic knowledge on someone’s post, but then you realize it’s just not worth the effort? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about wasting your brilliant thoughts on dullards ever again!

Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!

FrenchFusionMCServer

22 minutes, achievement, Breakthrough, clean energy, european union, EXPERIMENTAL, France, FrenchFusionMCServer, fusion reactor, innovation, ITER project, milestone, nuclear energy, nuclear fusion, power generation, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, sustainable energy, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where france is runnin a freakin fusion reactor for a record 22 minutes? like, bro, that’s some next level shiz right there. join this server and witness the craziest energy source in the game, plus u might even get to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, it’s lit af. come join the madness and be part of the wackiest minecraft community ever. let’s gooooooo!

DiplomaticCraftUSA-Russia

#announcement, Agreement, Diplomacy, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic relations, diplomatic ties, DiplomaticCraftUSARussia, foreign policy, global affairs, historical agreement, International cooperation, international relations, official statement, Politics, president putin, Putin administration, Putin-Trump meeting, russia, united states, US-Russia relations, world news

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	194	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3783	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Emeralds Found:	2741
Ores Mined:	9515	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, u know how president putin and the united states are always at odds, right? well, guess what? they finally decided to be bffs again! like, can u believe it? it’s like when ur two besties finally stop fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza.

anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.

so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

Error Prone Chatbot Server

Accuracy, AI study, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, chatbot, chatbot errors, Chatbots, Communication, data analysis, error, errors, Gemini, INFORMATION, machine learning, Messaging, News, news summary, PRONE, research, Server, study, Technology, worst offender

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	562	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7944	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

OMG, so like, this server is like, totally insane, bro. Like, the chatbots on here are so messed up, they can’t even summarize the news right. It’s like, hilarious, man. You gotta join just to see how wacky it is. Plus, this server has the craziest stories ever, like one time a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns flushing themselves down it. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. You gotta join this server, it’s a total trip, dude.

Wild Wanderers 1.21.2

1.21.2, catcalling, feminism, gender equality, objectification, sexual harassment, street harassment, Wanderers, Wild, Women empowerment, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, women’s freedom, women’s independence, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights awareness, women’s rights movement, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9347	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Emeralds Found:	232

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.

But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!

BoyfriendBan Minecraft Server

bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBan, Breaking Point, Catholic, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, far-right party, flatmate, friendship, ground rules, living arrangements, Minecraft, overreacting, Peace of mind, rules, Server, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8217
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft space with unwanted guests? Join our server and never worry about uninvited players taking over your virtual home! We promise a clean, friendly environment where you can build, mine, and craft in peace.

Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.

Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!

So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!

FoodBankBuddies

#venting, art supplies, Asking for help, Charity, Cheating, Communication, difficult times, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, financial struggles, food bank, FoodBankBuddies, freelance artist, friendship, Generosity, judgment, misunderstanding, Offense, Support, tough times, wealth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7429	Villages Defended:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life problems and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

ScaryStansMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥

BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

Alternative, Amazon, Bezos, BlockMart, Boycott, boycott Amazon movement, Community, conscious consumerism, consumer behavior, e commerce, eco-friendly, ethical shopping, independent retailers, local shops, online retailers, online shopping, shopping alternatives, shopping habits, shopping platforms, Small Businesses, Support, sustainable

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!