GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Zombie Dances:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3602	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Emeralds Found:	271
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	267
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8306
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Farms Harvested:	364

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Potions Brewed:	73
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	175	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	212
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!