GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Star Shards Collected:	106
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	133
Star Shards Collected:	235	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7680

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
New Chunks Explored:	173843	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8210	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.