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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2731 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?