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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5712 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?