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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9451 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 32 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?