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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9995 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?