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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6975 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1975 |
Farms Harvested: | 483 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 141 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?