Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Anon, GED, gloomy, insecure, Jobless, lonely, Minecraft, obese, Politics, Prison, reason to die, reason to live, sad, seeking advice, seeking help, seeking insight, seeking support, seeking validation, smp, steve, thoughts of suicide, Trump supporter

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchantments Applied:	70	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Farms Harvested:	321
Star Shards Collected:	143	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ores Mined:	5919	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	229	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	New Chunks Explored:	332656
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	979	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	181
Star Shards Collected:	140	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	194514	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2910

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dimension Hops:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5845
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	277
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net