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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2028 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
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