Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 502583
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Dragon Eggs Found: 1216
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Star Shards Collected: 75
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9232 Dimension Hops: 13
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Star Shards Collected: 61

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 79 Potions Brewed: 68
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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