Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Villages Defended: 17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Farms Harvested: 617 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 140 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4028
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8454
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Gods Slained: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 175
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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