Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 166
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 8614
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 472 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Runes Activated: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 442 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8816 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Villages Defended: 18
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 94 Potions Brewed: 185

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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