Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 493
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Farms Harvested: 593

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Dimension Hops: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 442
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 174 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4952 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9738 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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