Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
Secret Passages Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LumaMC

    LumaMC

    We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Gratopia

    Gratopia

    [1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • HibiscusMC

    HibiscusMC

    Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8023 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Void Gems Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HaxMC

    HaxMC

    HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Shaded

    Shaded

    Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Hjonkcraft Servers

    Hjonkcraft Servers

    Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Arcadia

    Arcadia

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Haven Network

    Haven Network

    Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DN Network

    DN Network

    Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5633 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • United Lands

    United Lands

    United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Towns Built: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BrokenThrone

    BrokenThrone

    Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Melon Cloud

    Melon Cloud

    Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Magic Items Found: 1974
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mantic Network

    Mantic Network

    We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Ruby

    Ruby

    Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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