Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Void Gems Collected: 11
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Mines Excavated: 1469 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Crops Grown: 9618
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Farms Harvested: 524 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 2489
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Ores Mined: 6243

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Crops Grown: 8766
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FriendlyCraft

    FriendlyCraft

    We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FaeTalesMC

    FaeTalesMC

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Enchantments Applied: 274 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SuperSurvivalX

    SuperSurvivalX

    → IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 6167

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Veroxus

    Veroxus

    Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9298 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • IipuCraft

    IipuCraft

    Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Lava Rising

    Lava Rising

    Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Obtain the Grain OTG

    Obtain the Grain OTG

    SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7035 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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