Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
Wilderness Tamed: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AethraCraft

    AethraCraft

    Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

    AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

    SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PokeReturn

    PokeReturn

    PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

    Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DragonCraftMC

    DragonCraftMC

    Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ScuffleMC

    ScuffleMC

    JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

    ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

    1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 919 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Crown

    The Crown

    Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

    But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

    But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

    IP: thecrownmc.com

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6123 Ores Mined: 7259
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Noobcraft

    Noobcraft

    Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Players Killed by Monsters: 210 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 118 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ExaliaMC

    ExaliaMC

    Welcome to ExaliaMC!

    Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

    We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FairNSquareMC

    FairNSquareMC

    FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Elivius

    Elivius

    Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

    • Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

    Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177 Villages Defended: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Dimension Hops: 15
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

    We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minedoms

    Minedoms

    A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

    To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

    To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Lands of Minearchy

    Lands of Minearchy

    Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

    Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

    Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Suralt

    Suralt

    Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

    Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2611 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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