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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found: 4028 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Animals Bred: 177 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 4168 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

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