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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6909 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!