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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5604 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3334 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!