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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9489 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!