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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5666 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
OMG you guys, like, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously. It’s like, the most lit place ever and you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down here. Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding contest and the winner got a diamond pickaxe shaped like a banana, it was so random but so much fun.
And get this, there’s this secret underground disco club where we all go to dance and party like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like, the coolest thing ever and only the true OG players know about it. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I mean, how insane is that?!
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic adventures, and just overall craziness, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legendary player to conquer the server and become a Minecraft superstar. YOLO, am I right?
