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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3975 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3049 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.
And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.