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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9039 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2698 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.
And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.