so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Void Armor Forged: 28 Demon Skulls Collected: 12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Emeralds Found: 5409
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Falling into the Void: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

    Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Magic Items Found: 5340
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Enchantments Applied: 196

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • KidWatch Minecraft Server

    KidWatch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

    But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Magic Items Found: 7867
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Grave Property – Own it!

    Grave Property – Own it!
    lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

    so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Animals Bred: 101
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
    What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 203 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Dimension Hops: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 161
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CreeperHater69

    CreeperHater69
    Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7179 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyIranLoverLebHit

    CraftyIranLoverLebHit
    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Farms Harvested: 824
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Colon Cancer Server

    Crafty Colon Cancer Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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