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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9395 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make you question reality, like that time we tamed a herd of Ender Dragons and rode them into battle against an army of evil villagers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks just because we could?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even the mobs want to join in on the fun. We once had a zombie pigman show up to our annual block-building contest and end up winning first place with a masterpiece made entirely out of rotten flesh.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!