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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4744 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
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