GigaFucked Minecraft Server

13900k, 14900k, amd, BIOS, cope, databases, DATACENTERS, DUD., errors, FLAGSHIP CHIPS, gigacope, GigaFucked, intel, Minecraft, Motherboards, psyop, SANDTHOUSANDS, Server, Support, Systems, time bomb

Are you tired of wasting your sand on outdated chips that are basically just expensive paperweights? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where 13900K and 14900K owners can find solace! We have a support system that charges an extra $1000 for every error you encounter, but don’t worry, AMD support is only $100!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering completely random errors with zero replicability! Our datacenters are filled with the finest time bombs just waiting to explode, so come on in and see if you can survive the chaos. And don’t even bother trying to fix your issues by going into the BIOS or updating your motherboard – it’s all just a psyop by Intel!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laugh in the face of technological failure, join our server today and become a proud owner of a dud flagship chip! It’s over for anyone not brave enough to join us, so don’t be a Gigacope and come on in for a wild ride of errors, errors, and more errors!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	851	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9438

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	441

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	8153
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	625
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2403
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Villages Defended:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Animals Bred:	81	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	258	Enchantments Applied:	288
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9341
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	104
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.