GigaFucked Minecraft Server

13900k, 14900k, amd, BIOS, cope, databases, DATACENTERS, DUD., errors, FLAGSHIP CHIPS, gigacope, GigaFucked, intel, Minecraft, Motherboards, psyop, SANDTHOUSANDS, Server, Support, Systems, time bomb

Are you tired of wasting your sand on outdated chips that are basically just expensive paperweights? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where 13900K and 14900K owners can find solace! We have a support system that charges an extra $1000 for every error you encounter, but don’t worry, AMD support is only $100!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering completely random errors with zero replicability! Our datacenters are filled with the finest time bombs just waiting to explode, so come on in and see if you can survive the chaos. And don’t even bother trying to fix your issues by going into the BIOS or updating your motherboard – it’s all just a psyop by Intel!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laugh in the face of technological failure, join our server today and become a proud owner of a dud flagship chip! It’s over for anyone not brave enough to join us, so don’t be a Gigacope and come on in for a wild ride of errors, errors, and more errors!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	385154
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	222	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Farms Harvested:	817

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Animals Bred:	124	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	New Chunks Explored:	231226
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Emeralds Found:	7872	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3966	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.