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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4582 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 759 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!