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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7363 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 472 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!