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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 593 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2723 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 154 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 316 | Potions Brewed: | 58 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!