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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1386 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!