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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7836 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 23 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 242 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!