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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1156 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!