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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9634 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9118 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!