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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2186 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!