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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3588 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 487 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!