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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3236 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!