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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8965 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 3336 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
and get this – there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. you gotta trade with them to get rare items and resources, but be careful, they’re super picky and will only accept payment in the form of dance-offs.
oh, and did i mention the giant flying tacos that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players to collect? yeah, it’s totally random and totally awesome.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. just remember to bring your best dance moves and be prepared for the unexpected. see you in the game, my fellow adventurers! 🌮💃🦙