GFvsFriendDrama – NoSideTaken

aita, apologies, christmas party, Communication, Conflict, culture clash, EMBARRASSMENT, environmental consciousness, expensive purse, fast fashion, Friend, GFvsFriendDrama, Girlfriend, international students, misunderstanding, North America, NoSideTaken, oil field, relationships, snobby behavior, social dynamics, subtext

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like Fiona and Celia’s friendship!

Reasons to join our server: – Witness epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore – Explore hidden dungeons filled with loot and secrets, just like the hidden tension between Fiona and Celia – Build your own castle and defend it against rival players who are just as stubborn as Fiona and Celia

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and excitement of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a feud as intense as Fiona and Celia’s! Join now and let the drama unfold!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	3412
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6395
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	275219	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	4480
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6714	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro