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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4275 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!