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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3045 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!