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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9858 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 201008 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Enchantments Applied: | 209 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!