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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1651 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Star Shards Collected: | 250 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9987 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!