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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2395 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!