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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4246 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 6887 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!