GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Void Gems Collected:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8734	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7642

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).