GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	69
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mines Excavated:	3808	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	9595
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2721
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokéLeague is a unique way to experience the existing pixelmon genre in an entirely different way, we provide story-based driven content as well as plain survival pixelmon as you are used to with many cool, unique, exciting features and amazing builds to go along with that made by our building & development team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Emeralds Found:	7339	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.